there's only one reason to watch 13 going on 30

oh mark ruffalo. we've met before. i watched you eat lunch everyday for a week. and i never got to talk to you until you called for me. and there you were in your prison garb and you gave me a hug and i want to remember that you put your arm around me. you called me kiddo and told me to take care of myself over and over. you were so cute in the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind that i went home and put on my black plastic rimmed glasses and vowed that i would marry you in them. but alas you are already married and a father of not my child. that is why i am with leonardo. i want you to know that. catch me if you can.