sex & the city

thursday night i chased gabriel byrne from the west village to the meatpacking. we held hands for half a block then dodged some photographers. friday day i saw helena christensen on sixth ave. friday night paco and i went to see the producers w/ nathan lane and the cute matthew broderick. timon and ferris. max bialystock and leonard bloom. an actual line from the play: no one ever called me leo before. gasp! can you believe it?? i almost fainted right there in the st. james theater. saturday i went to a dumb audition and the guy asked me to do my monologue again but in a french accent. this is me: euh, er, euh, eetsa like-uh when uh i go uh rrrunning in zee parque. then i said fuck you, you motherfuckers. oh the best part was on their questionnaire. under who are your theatrical influences, i put actors studio, method, meisner. hahahhahhaaa. i hope they know i'm some pretentious piece of ass. then under future goals, i wrote build theater base, move into film, become huge whopping gazillionaire, make paco an international souper star and move to new zealand. paco: will sing for carrots. leo's lady: will marry for carats.