augusto gusto!

which is better?
1. a clean shirt
2. an old hooded sweatshirt
3. your favorite shoes
which is worse?
1. an old dusty toothbrush
2. a mildewy soap towel
3. no more toothpaste

i would rather have a toaster oven than a microwave. i would rather speak french than korean. i would rather eat korean food than french food. i would rather drink french wine than soju. i would rather eat pastries than kimchee. i would rather walk than drive. i would rather drive fast than drive slow. i would rather get rear-ended by a couple of dumb policemen in la than get stopped by a bicycle cop for "rolling" through a stop sign in berkeley. i would rather have twelve cousins than three sisters. i would rather say i would rather than i would prefer. i would prefer to say i would rather than i would prefer. i would rather read than write. i would rather dance than sing. i would rather write than sing. i would rather dance than read.

the world is one fresh oyster. bon appetit!