out of commission

i ate roasted carrots on thursday night without paco. i'll never do that again. friday morning i woke up so nauseous i puked all morning and afternoon. consider this a public apology, paco. I'M SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

luckily, i woke up this morning feeling much better. it was all a bad bad dream. but in case it ever happens again, here are a few things to try:
1. my dad recommended drinking a quarter cup of soy sauce and vinegar. i told him the acid would be no good; he said it was a different kind of acid. i said the soy sauce would dehydrate me more; he said it'll help your body absorb and begin the rehydration process. daddy knows best.
2. thank god for my roommate's boyfriend who was working from home. i felt like somebody was there with me all the way. he saw my every sprint to the bathroom (now barfroom), bought me apple juice, tylenol, and applesauce. he also gave me the option of taking crazy chinese medicine. i almost did it but didn't think i would be able to hold down the water it would take. he's a miracle.
3. my new best friend: cathie. doctor extraordinaire. must get her cell #.

so at night when i thought i had to find a way to get out of hell i made some rice porridge. and ode to dad i poured the soy sauce and vinegar into it. will not do that again. but i ate a some spoonfuls and tossed the rest. thanks daddy. i love applesauce.

today i watched driven. ashton kutcher is SO HOT. i'm writing this down so i can remind myself how hot he his. i guess i keep forgetting. hugh, i'm sorry you're getting kinda old, and leonardo, you and gisele, can you make up your mind already?

honestly, i've never been so out before. i think it's new york. i think it's the air. i think it's this method acting shit. but then i remember it was all for paco. who knows what it was. but damn that many hours in bed, writhing around in the house of pain, your brain needs to spew and now's the time. but now i ferget. so goes the story of my life. when i remember, pacothebunny.blogspot.com.

i love my family, i love my friends, i hate new york, i love me some yay area. i love bunnies and don't you forget it. peace.